Klosterman’s the king of quotes that force you to think and respond. Take this one from Chuck Klosterman IV, for example. The observation’s correct—so long as the question doesn’t have an answer.

All the world’s stupidest people are either zealots or atheists. If you want to truly deduce how intelligent someone is, just ask this person how they feel about any issue that doesn’t have an answer; the more certainty they express, the less sense they have.